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By Ross Patterson

At evening She Cries, whereas He Rides His Steed is a side-splitting satire that completely parodies romance novels and western dramas. 

Our hero, Saint James highway James is a tall, tremendous muscular, 32-year-old guy whose attributes and possessions comprise a brain better than Socrates on acid, a powerful horse he loves greater than something on the planet, a package deal so huge that it calls for a signature, a stunning, passionate spouse with a rack so excellent it belongs on a billiard desk, a ton of kids, and his personal own gold mine. His existence, set in 1849 opposed to the backdrop of the California Gold Rush, is one lengthy parade of fantastic intercourse, dynamite montages, whiskey, and explosive gunfights. the categories of items males might do whilst males have been really men. he's the richest guy in town—equal elements enjoyed and feared by means of all. but if the Schläger Brothers come to city, so too comes the top of the nice instances. St. James is compelled to safeguard every little thing that concerns to him (including, yet now not restricted to: prostitutes, his horse, cash, and medication. Oh, and his spouse and youngsters too, kind of). God support somebody who stands in his way.

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